Yah, a weird title I know, but lets face it, I am a little strange. So I just saw the movie District 9, in it this guy becomes an alien due to some canister thing exploding some sort of black liquid in his face.

Today  I went to Downtown Santa Cruz with my Dad and little brother and we ate at the sushi place called Shogun. Being Santa Cruz you don’t want to use any restrooms while you are down there because…. well figure it out yourself, just let me say it isn’t pretty. So I go to use the Shogun bathroom and they have a key apparently which this lady hands me in a very unfriendly way I might add.

So I have this key and I am looking at it, and being the dork that I am, it reminds me of the canister in District 9. So I decide, hey I am downtown why not be weird. So I start acting out the scene with the canister, and pretending I am basically a freak of nature in the back of a japanese restraunt. I turn around and one of the sushi chefs is just sitting there laughing his ass off at me. So I turn hand him back the bathroom key and sulk back to my table back on a little place called planet Earth I enjoy visting some times.

Sad part, I had a lot of fun, actually more fun than I do in the real world. As I have always said, it is way more fun being  freak than being normal. Normalcy can truly be a disease, so watch out it might crawl up behind you and take a bite out of you.

Tags: bathroom key, district 9

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